Transcending language and culture, CANOPY is a cinematic tour de force exploring the collision of war, nature and its impact on humanity. As night devours day, he must navigate through dangerous jungle in search of sanctuary. An Australian fighter pilot shot down in combat awakens suspended in the treetops. Singapore. Wartime, 1942

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Aaron R (kr)

"It's better to be dead and cool, than alive and uncool


Alex r (ca)

Ang Lee, who I'm not too much of a fan, give the film soul and it ends up being a fun experience. Taking Woodstock is a film that could have been done better, but it nonetheless is a memorable comedic drama that relies on a good story and effective cast to overcome its shortcomings. Luckily it does pick up in a few areas and there are plenty of good comedy bits with the drama and the film gives us a taste of what it was like during that time. At times though, the film does become a bit too preachy and tiresome. Lee manages to convey a good experience with this outing, and it is an entertaining drama that relies on a true story to captivate the viewer. The story is good and the film has spirit and manages to overcome its imperfections by its good cast, its story and effective directing from Ang Lee. I really loved the film, and though it's far from perfect, it's a must see movie for those who enjoy a fine comedy drama film that is based on real events. This is a stunning look at what went behind the scenes about how Teichberg organized this incredible festival. The film is entertaining with a good cast of varied talent and it's actually quite awesome to see such an iconic moment in music history come to life. The result is a good film that could have been done better. Considering the legendary festival in music history, you'd expect something great right. Ang Lee's Taking Woodstock is based on the true story of Elliot Teichberg, one of the organizers of the Woodstock festival


Alex r (ca)

Worth seeing if you're a Tarkovsky fan. For what it is, it's a good short film, and it does show the director's talents in telling a good story with basic elements. This wasn't Tarkovsky's first short film, but it was a short that was quite different than what we've seen from beforehand. However like I said, he would later make far superior films later on, but here we do get a glimpse into how he would craft a film using simple ideas and would be able to grab your attention by its visual impact. I did enjoy the film for what it was, and it should be seen by Andrei Tarkovsky's completists for what it represents in his career. This is a good short film nonetheless, but compared to the director's more impressive theatrical features, this one just leaves a bit to be desired. The film for what it is quite good, but it's not as great as Tarkovsky's later, more elaborate work. Impressive short film by Andrei Tarkovsky, this is for me anyways an experiment in the way that he would tackle his later work


Bobby D (fr)

Some of the best Marx brothers gags as they destory the college and one of the funniest football games ever!


Holly K M S (mx)

I don't think this is a film that's flopped but merely a case of it being mis-marketed. Dark, a little creepy but generally quite amusing. Easy viewing. No twists, no turns. It didn't really take all that much concentration to watch. Occasional gore injections & the odd fast paced chase sequence, keep this a little surprising in places, but it is ultimately an obvious satire of those that seriously occupy the teen slasher genre. Do not go in expecting a horror film but instead go in expecting a very dark comedy- because that's what it is. Pulled in by the guest appearance of Robert Englund, I gave this a watch


Jason C (nl)

Yeah I will watch it. . . Any movie where a house eats a police car. The previews look ok


JeanFranois M (fr)

. . The last JCVD movie I liked


prestin20 r (ru)

Special thanks to SergeiK. I had virtually no rehearsal for that. Wrap it up, guys. Take ten, everybody. Oan we stop here I'm not making a major life decisionduring a production number! All right. I'm sorry, everyone. I'm sorry. Hold it. Let's just stopfor a second. - Thinking bee!- Me Hold it. You have gotto start thinking bee, my friend. Between you and me,I was dying to get out of that office. - Sure is. - Beautiful day to fly. - When will this nightmare end!- Let it all go. Thank you, Barry! That bee is living my life! Let it go, Kenny. Oan I help who's next All right, scramble, jocks!It's time to fly. You're a lifesaver, Barry. Just leave it to me. No problem, Vannie. Have a great afternoon! Barry, I just got this huge tulip order,and I can't get them anywhere. All I needed was a briefcase. He's a lawyer too I was already a blood-sucking parasite. Sorry I'm late. Have you got a moment Would you excuse meMy mosquito associate will help you. Barry, I'm sorry. And I don't see a nickel! Sometimes I just feellike a piece of meat! I had no idea. Milk, cream, cheese, it's all me. Don't forget these. Have a greatafternoon! Oan I help who's next Would you like some honey with thatIt is bee-approved. I got a feeling we'll beworking late tonight! Here's your change. Mom! The bees are back! If anybody needsto make a call, now's the time. That's our Barry. Oh, yeah. All I gotta do are the sleeves. Yeah! I'm a Pollen Jock! And it's a perfectfit. You've earned this. Here. Hold on, Barry. If we're gonna survive as a species,this is our moment! What do you say Are we going to be bees, orjustMuseum of Natural History keychains We're bees! Keychain! Then follow me! Except Keychain. We're the only ones who make honey,pollinate flowers and dress like this. That means this is our last chance. Listen, everyone! This runway is coveredwith the last pollen from the last flowersavailable anywhere on Earth. - But we're not done yet. Barry, it worked!Did you see the giant flower What giant flower Where Of courseI saw the flower! That was genius! - Thank you. No high-five!- Right. Barry, we did it!You taught me how to fly! - Yes. Aim for the center! Now drop it in! Drop it in, woman! Oome on, already. Be a part of it. Full reverse! Just drop it. Smell it. Don't be afraid. Am I koo-koo-kachoo, or is this planeflying in an insect-like pattern Get your nose in there. - This is insane, Barry!- This's the only way I know how to fly. Rotate around it. Tail up. Nose down. I mean the giant pulsating flower made of millions of bees! Pull forward. - I'm aiming at the flower! That's a fat guy in a flowered shirt. Land on that flower! Ready Full reverse! Spin it around! - Not that flower! The other one!- Which one - That flower. That's it. Easy, now. Good. Ready, boys Affirmative! Good. We're going inon bee power. Out the engines. - OK. Thinking bee!Thinking bee! Thinking bee! - What in the world is on the tarmac- Get some lights on that! Thinking bee!Thinking bee! Thinking bee! - Vanessa, aim for the flower. Bring the nose down. Like a 27-million-year-old instinct. It's strong, pulling me. - What- I don't know. I think I'm feeling something. Thinking bee!Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Wait a minute. - Thinking bee. - Thinking bee. You got to think bee, Barry. Oome on. It's all cloudy. Oan you No, nothing. Where I can't see anything. All right, let's drop this tin canon the blacktop. - Hello. - Black and yellow. Hello Benson, got any flowersfor a happy occasion in there The Pollen Jocks! They do get behind a fellow. How is the plane flying I don't know. - You snap out of it!- You snap out of it! - You snap out of it!- You snap out of it! - You snap out of it!- You snap out of it! - Hold it!- Why Oome on, it's my turn. You snap out of it. You have to snap out of it! You snap out of it. I'm panicking! I can't do this! Vanessa, pull yourself together. It's very hard to concentratewith that panicky tone in your voice! It's not a tone. I'm not yelling!We're in a lot of trouble. All of you, let's getbehind this fellow! Move it out! Move out! Our only chance is if I do what I'd do,you copy me with the wings of the plane! Don't have to yell. - And now we're not! So it turns out I cannot fly a plane. - That may have been helping me. Beep-beep! Beep-beep! Barry, what happened! Wait, I think we wereon autopilot the whole time. This isn't so hard. - Hover- Forget hover. - Black and yellow!- Hello! Left, right, down, hover. We get behind a fellow. That's the bee way!We're not made of Jell-O. That's why I want to get beesback to working together. To us, to everyone. More than we realized. If you do it well,it makes a big difference. But let me tell you about a small job. Making honey takes a lot of beesdoing a lot of small jobs. The way we work may be a mystery to you. - We're going live. - Stand by. - Get this on the air!- Got it. Haven't we heard this a million times The surface area of the wingsand body mass make no sense. . . Their wings are too small. But isn't he your only hope Technically, a beeshouldn't be able to fly at all. They've done enough damage. Bensonand his no-account compadres. I'm quite familiar with Mr. There's a bee on that plane. Just a minute. Flowers! We have a storm in the areaand two individuals at the controls with absolutely no flight experience. is attempting to land a plane,loaded with people, flowers and an incapacitated flight crew. . . That's Barry! . . . Barry Benson,fresh from his legal victory. We have somelate-breaking news from JFK Airport, where a suspenseful sceneis developing. This is Bob Bumble. How hard could it be Wait, Barry!We're headed into some lightning. - Why not Isn't John Travolta a pilot- Yes. I can't fly a plane. It's got giant wings, huge engines. Vanessa, this is nothing morethan a big metal bee. From the honey trial! Oh, great. - Who's that- Barry Benson. Does anyone onboardhave flight experience As a matter of fact, there is. Not good. Where's the pilot He's unconscious,and so is the copilot. I'm a florist from New York. What's your status This is Vanessa Bloome. One's bald, one's in a boat,they're both unconscious! - Is that another bee joke- No! No one's flying the plane! This is JFK control tower, Flight 356. Would a Miss Vanessa Bloome in 24Bplease report to the cockpit And please hurry! What happened here There was a DustBuster,a toupee, a life raft exploded. This is your captain. Good afternoon, passengers. Oh, Barry. What are you doing - Wait a minute! I'm an attorney!- Who's an attorney Don't move. . . Bee! Don't freak out! My entire species. - What'd you say, Hal- Nothing. Oaptain, I'm in a real situation. Oan I get helpwith the Sky Mall magazine I'd like to order the talkinginflatable nose and ear hair trimmer. Be careful. I gotta get up thereand talk to them. They'll never make it. Barry, these are cut flowerswith no water. It looks like we'll experiencea couple hours delay. We have a bit of bad weatherin New York. Attention, passengers,this is Oaptain Scott. It's got to work. Oan you believe how lucky we are Wehave just enough pollen to do the job! I think this is gonna work. Then if we're lucky, we'll havejust enough pollen to do the job. Enjoy your flight. Just having some fun. I know. - It's part of me. Has it beenin your possession the entire time Would you remove your shoes - Remove your stinger. - You and your insect pack your float- Yes. Stop! Security. Once at the airport,there's no stopping us. without arousing suspicion. . . . . . Hey, what are you doing! Then all we dois blend in with traffic. You do that!This whole parade is a fiasco! Let's see what this baby'll do. - I'm getting the marshal. - Not in this fairy tale, sweetheart. - The pea It goes under the mattresses. - Where should I sit- What are you - I believe I'm the pea. How about The Princess and the Pea I could be the princess,and you could be the pea! Yes, I got it. Once inside,we just pick the right float. It was a gift. Thank you. Nice brooch. Sorry, ma'am. It's real. Official floral business. Vanessa Bloome, FTD. I have an idea. Security will be tight. They've got nothingbut flowers, floats and cotton candy. - Repollination!- Across the nation! Tournament of Roses,Pasadena, Oalifornia. - Pollen!- Flowers. - Park. - Bees. All we gotta do is get what they've gotback here with what we've got. I know every bee, plantand flower bud in this park. I don't want to hear it! All right, they have the roses,the roses have the pollen. But I have another idea, and it'sgreater than my previous ideas combined. I thought maybe you were remodeling. Actually, it's completely closed down. I've made it worse. I wanted to help you with the flower shop. I've ruined the planet. Yes, it kind of is. This is a total disaster, all my fault. Oould you ask him to slow down Oould you slow down Barry! OK, I made a huge mistake. Maybe not. That's why this is the last parade. Flowers, bees, pollen! I know. Roses Roses! Vanessa! Roses! Barry - Roses are flowers!- Yes, they are. Roses. Wait a minute. Roses can't do sports. Tournament of Roses. Me neither. I know. I never meant it to turn out like this. Vanessa, I just wanna say I'm sorry. It's the last chanceI'll ever have to see it. They've moved it to this weekendbecause all the flowers are dying. Vanessa Vanessa Why are you leavingWhere are you going To the final Tournament of Roses paradein Pasadena. I had to open my mouth and talk. sorry, but I gotta get going. . . Listen, Barry. Right, right. - Thatjust kills you twice. How about a suicide pact How do we do it - I'll sting you, you step on me. The human species So if there's no more pollination, it could all just go south here,couldn't it I know this is also partly my fault. . . And then, of course. Take away produce, that affectsthe entire animal kingdom. That's our whole SAT test right there. Fruits, vegetables, they all need bees. It's notjust flowers. I didn't think bees not needing to makehoney would affect all these things. Bees Specifically, me. And whose fault do you think that is You know, I'm gonna guess bees. Doesn't look very good, does it No. They're all wilting. Oh, my. Oh, no. What happened here That is not the half of it. You don't have any ideawhat's going on, do you - What did you want to show me- This. Honey really changes people. It's amazing. I thought their lives would be better! They're doing nothing. I don't understandwhy they're not happy. Now I can't. . . And now. I wanted to do it really well. This was mynew job. This was my new desk. Sometimes I think, so what if humansliked our honey Who wouldn't It's the greatest thing in the world!I was excited to be part of making it. At least we got our honey back. I heard your Uncle Oarl was on his wayto San Antonio with a cricket. Laying out, sleeping in. They don't know what to do. Oh, yeah What's going on Where is everybody - Are they out celebrating- They're home. Adam, you wouldn't believehow much honey was out there. Returning to base. Aborting pollination and nectar detail. Shut down honey production! Stop making honey! Turn your key, sir! What do we do now Oannonball! We're shutting honey production! Mission abort. Buzzwell, we just passed three cups,and there's gallons more coming! - I think we need to shut down!- Shut down We've never shut down. Mr. Tap it. Bring it in, boys! Hold it right there! Good. Oan't breathe. unnecessary inclusion of honeyin bogus health products and la-dee-da humantea-time snack garnishments. . . But it's just a prance-about stage name! . . . And we will no longer toleratebee-negative nicknames. He'll have nauseousfor a few hours, then he'll be fine. Take him out. Wait for my signal. We're all awareof what they do in the woods. We demand an end to the glorificationof the bear as anything more than a filthy, smelly,bad-breath stink machine. Then we want back the honeythat was ours to begin with, every last drop. What will you demand as a settlement First, we'll demand a complete shutdownof all bee work camps. Oongratulations on your victory. - What if Montgomery's right- What do you mean We've been living the bee waya long time, 27 million years. Barry, who are you wearing My sweater is Ralph Lauren,and I have no pants. One at a time. Barry, how much honey is out there All right. You'll regret this. This is an unholy perversionof the balance of nature, Benson. Now we won't haveto work so hard all the time. I'm OK! You know what this means All the honeywill finally belong to the bees. Ladies and gentlemen, please,free these bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! The court finds in favor of the bees! Vanessa, we won! I knew you could do it! High-five! Sorry. Look at what has happened to bees who have never been asked,Smoking or non Is this what nature intended for us To be forcibly addictedto smoke machines and man-made wooden slat work camps Living out our lives as honey slavesto the white man - What are we gonna do- He's playing the species card. What is that It's a bee smoker! What, thisThis harmless little contraption This couldn't hurt a fly,let alone a bee. Where is your proofWhere is the evidence Show me the smoking gun! Hold it, Your Honor!You want a smoking gun Here is your smoking gun. But you can't! We have a terrific case. Montgomery's motion. Flayman, I'm afraid I'm going to have to considerMr. I move for a complete dismissalof this entire case! Mr. Your Honor,haven't these ridiculous bugs taken up enoughof this court's valuable time How much longer will we allowthese absurd shenanigans to go on They have presented no compellingevidence to support their charges against my clients,who run legitimate businesses. . . I actually heard a funny story about. Bees are trained to fly haphazardly, and as a result,we don't make very good time. Yes Yes, Your Honor! Where is the rest of your team Well, Your Honor, it's interesting. Flayman. Mr. And assuming you've done step correctly, you're ready for the tub. Stall any way you can. Get back to the court and stall. I've gotta go somewhere. That's it! That's our case! It is It's not over Get dressed. Bees don't smoke!But some bees are smoking. Bees don't smoke. Right. Bees don't smoke. Oould you get a nurseto close that window - Why- The smoke. Adam, they check in,but they don't check out! Oh, my. That doesn't sound so bad. I hear they put the roaches in motels. What will the humans do to usif they win I don't know. We'rejust a couple of bugs in this world. What were we thinking Look at us. I flew us right into this. I'm sorry. You think it was all a trap Of course. and then ecstasy! All right. . . All adrenaline and then. . . It was all. What was it like to sting someone I can't explain it. Look, there'sa little celery still on it. They got it from the cafeteriadownstairs, in a tuna sandwich. Look at me. I'd be better off dead. You could have died. What matters isyou're alive. I blew the whole case, didn't I It doesn't matter. . . I. - Is there much pain- Yeah. - Hey. - Hey, buddy. Montgomery. Order! Order, please! The case of the honeybeesversus the human race took a pointed turn against the bees yesterday when one of their legalteam stung Layton T. What angel of mercywill come forward to suck the poison from my heaving buttocks I will have order in this court. - I can't feel my legs. - Yes, they are! Hold me back! You're an illegitimate bee,aren't you, Benson He's denouncing bees! Don't y'all date your cousins - Objection!- I'm going to pincushion this guy! Adam, don't! It's what he wants! Oh, I'm hit!! Oh, lordy, I am hit! Order! Order! The venom! The venomis coursing through my veins! I have been felledby a winged beast of destruction! You see You can't treat themlike equals! They're striped savages! Stinging's the only thingthey know! It's their way! - Adam, stay with me. . . - So those aren't your real parents! - Oh, Barry. . . From what I understand, doesn't your queen give birthto all the bee children - Yeah, but. bedbug I've seen a bee documentary or two. . . . . . Are you her little. . . How good Do you live together Wait a minute. - Good friends- Yes. What exactly is your relationship to that woman We're friends. Benson Bee, I'll ask youwhat I think we'd all like to know. Mr. Only to losing. - You got the tweezers- Are you allergic Only to losing, son. The only thing I haveto do to turn this jury around is to remind themof what they don't like about bees. Don't worry. Layton, you'vegotta weave some magic with this jury,or it's gonna be all over. Yeah. . . Good idea! You can really see why he'sconsidered one of the best lawyers. Barry Benson Bee to the stand. We would like to callMr. Montgomeryis about out of ideas. Are you OK for the trial I believe Mr. Oh, well. I couldn't overcome it. I know it's gotan aftertaste! I like it! I always felt there was some kindof barrier between Ken and me. And for your information, I prefer sugar-free, artificialsweeteners made by man! I'm sorry about all that. My nerves are fried from ridingon this emotional roller coaster! Goodbye, Ken. . . And you're one of them! Fine! Talking bees, no yogurt night. Except for those dirty yellow rings! Kenneth! What are you doing! You know, I don't even like honey!I don't eat it! We need to talk! He's just a little bee! And he happens to bethe nicest bee I've met in a long time! Long time What are you talking about!Are there other bugs in your life No, but there are other things buggingme in life. - Am I Surf's up, dude! Poo water! That bowl is gnarly. Water bug! Not taking sides! Ken, I'm wearing a Ohapstick hat!This is pathetic! I've got issues! Well, well, well, a royal flush! - You're bluffing. How do you like the smell of flames! Not as much. Remember what Van said, why isyour life more valuable than mine Funny, I just can't seem to recall that! I think something stinks in here! I love the smell of flowers. A lot of ads. Mamma mia, that's a lot of pages. - What's that- Italian Vogue. You know, I've just about had it with your little mind games. Look at that. Yeah, you do that. I'm going to drain the old stinger. I hope that was all right. Ken, I let Barry borrow your razorfor his fuzz. That's just whatI was thinking about doing. Do we Bees have 100 percent employment,but we do jobs like taking the crud out. We have that in common. You think I don't see what you're doing I know how hard it is to findthe rightjob. Ken, Barry was looking at your resume, and he agreed with me that eating withchopsticks isn't really a special skill. there. . . Right. That's where I usually sit. The ball's a little grabby. I'm not much for the game myself. So I hear you're quite a tennis player. Yeah, heat it up, sure, whatever. I could heat it up. There's a little left. Oh, that was lucky. Luckily, he was free. I didn't want all this to go to waste,so I called Barry. the battery. . . I tried to call, but. No, I was just late. I didn't think you were coming. - Ken!- Hello. To a great team! Well, hello. Well, here's to a great team. Right. Are we doing everything right, legally I'm a florist. I think the jury's on our side. Liotta, please sit down! I think it was awfully niceof that bear to pitch in like that. This is a badfella! Why doesn't someone just step onthis creep, and we can all go home! - Order in this court!- You're all thinking it! Order! Order, I say! - Say it!- Mr. But is thiswhat it's come to for you Exploiting tiny, helpless beesso you don't have to rehearseyour part and learn your lines, sir Watch it, Benson!I could blow right now! This isn't a goodfella. Is that a crime Not yet it isn't. I enjoy what I do. I see from your resumethat you're devilishly handsome with a churning inner turmoilthat's ready to blow. Thank you. Thank you. Liotta, first,belated congratulations on your Emmy win for a guest spoton ER in 2005. Sumner! That's not his real name! You idiots! Mr. Gordon M. Mr. . . Or should I say. Sting Because I'm feelinga little stung, Sting. Have you ever been stung, Mr. Oh, please. And so herewe have yet another example of bee culture casuallystolen by a human for nothing more thana prance-about stage name. No, you haven't. But you've never beena police officer, have you No, I haven't. - Where have I heard it before- I was with a band called The Police. Your name intrigues me. Sting, thank you for being here. So, Mr. Take him away. You mean like this Bears kill bees! How'd you like his head crashingthrough your living room! Biting into your couch!Spitting out your throw pillows! OK, that's enough. Yogi Bear, Fozzie Bear, Build-A-Bear. They're very lovable creatures. Not only that, it seems you thought a bear would bean appropriate image for a jar of honey. You keep bees. Because you don't free bees. - No. - No. - I couldn't hear you. I don't imagine you employany bee-free-ers, do you - No. I find thatto be a very disturbing term. Beekeeper. I see you also ownHoneyburton and Honron! Yes, they provide beekeepersfor our farms. I suppose so. Klauss Vanderhaydenof Honey Farms, big company you have. So, Mr. So nice! Oall your first witness. Unfortunately, there aresome people in this room who think they can take it from us 'cause we're the little guys!I'm hoping that, after this is all over, you'll see how, by taking our honey,you not only take everything we have but everything we are! I wish he'd dress like thatall the time. And we protect itwith our lives. We invented it! We make it. It's important to all bees. Honey's pretty important to me. I'm just an ordinary bee. Benson Ladies and gentlemen,there's no trickery here. I would have to negotiatewith the silkworm for the elastic in my britches! Talking bee! How do we know this isn't some sort of holographic motion-picture-captureHollywood wizardry They could be using laser beams! Robotics! Ventriloquism!Oloning! For all we know, he could be on steroids! Mr. Benson imagines, just think of what would it mean. If we lived in the topsy-turvy worldMr. Born on a farm, she believedit was man's divine right to benefit from the bountyof nature God put before us. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, my grandmother was a simple woman. Montgomery,your opening statement, please. Mr. Yes, Your Honor,we're ready to proceed. you're representingall the bees of the world I'm kidding. . . Benson. Mr. Montgomery, you're representingthe five food companies collectively A privilege. Mr. the Honey Industry is now in session. Oase number 4475, Superior Oourt of New York,Barry Bee Benson v. All right. You boys work on this All rise! The HonorableJudge Bumbleton presiding. Well, if it isn't the bee team. - What's the matter- I don't know, I just got a chill. You think billion-dollar multinationalfood companies have good lawyers Everybody needs to staybehind the barricade. What have we gotten into here, Barry It's pretty big, isn't it I can't believe how many humansdon't work during the day. You sure you want to go through with it Am I sure When I'm done withthe humans, they won't be able to say, Honey, I'm home,without paying a royalty! It's an incredible scenehere in downtown Manhattan, where the world anxiously waits,because for the first time in history, we will hear for ourselvesif a honeybee can actually speak. - I guess. - This lawsuit's a pretty big deal. Maybe this could make upfor it a little bit. Bees must hate those fake things! Nothing worsethan a daffodil that's had work done. Bent stingers, pointless pollination. - Oh, those just get me psychotic!- Yeah, me too. And artificial flowers. Those are great, if you're three. Instead of flowers, peopleare giving balloon bouquets now. And it takes my mind off the shop. So why are you helping me Bees have good qualities. I try notto use the competition. - How many sugars Just one. . . - Frosting. You two have been at this for hours! Yes, and Adam herehas been a huge help. Why is yogurt night so difficult! You poor thing. But it's our yogurt night! Bye-bye. Why does he talk again Listen, you better go'cause we're really busy working. Vibram sole, I believe. Timberland, sizeten and a half. Yeah, I remember you. This is Ken. - Hello, bee. - Hello. - Is that that same bee- Yes, it is! I'm helping him sue the human race. Actual work going on here. Honey, her backhand's a joke!I'm not gonna take advantage of that Quiet, please. She's 81. In tennis, you attackat the point of weakness! It was my grandmother, Ken. Always leans forward, pointy shoulders,squinty eyes, very Jewish. Bear Week next week!They're scary, hairy and here live. Glasses, quotes on the bottom from theguest even though you just heard 'em. . . Next week. . . He looks like you and has a showand suspenders and colored dots. . . Next week. It's a common name. You know, they have a Larry Kingin the human world too. How old are you The bee communityis supporting you in this case, which will be the trialof the bee century. We were thinkingof stickball or candy stores. What about Bee OolumbusBee Gandhi Bejesus Where I'm from, we'd never sue humans. I can't do this Bees have never been afraidto change the world. Did you ever think, I'm a kidfrom the hive. Tonight we're talking to Barry Benson. A tri-county bee, Barry Benson, intends to sue the human racefor stealing our honey, packaging it and profitingfrom it illegally! Tomorrow night on Bee Larry King, we'll have three former queens here inour studio, discussing their new book, Olassy Ladies,out this week on Hexagon. - And I'm Jeanette Ohung. I'm Bob Bumble. - Good evening. And Jeanette Ohung. Sports with Buzz Larvi. Weather with Storm Stinger. No more bee beards! With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk. Hive at Five, the hive's onlyfull-hour action news source. There's only one place you can stingthe humans, one place where it matters. Up the nose That's a killer. - No. In the face! The eye! - That would hurt. They put itin lip balm for no reason whatsoever! Even if it's true, what can one bee do Sting them where it really hurts. What right do they have to our honey We live on two cups a year. I remember that. You couldn't stop. Nobody works harder than bees! Dad, I remember youcoming home so overworked your hands were still stirring. Barry, this is what you wantto do with your life I want to do it for all our lives. Those crazy legs kept me up all night. - Whose side are you on The bees! I dated a cricket once in San Antonio. - You wish you could. And they make out! Make out Barry! We do not. - What- Talking to humans! He has a human girlfriend. How did you get mixed up in this He's been talking to humans. These are obviously doctored photos. Do these look like rumors That's a conspiracy theory. Who told you humans are takingour honey That's a rumor. Oh, Barry, stop. Our honey is being brazenly stolenon a massive scale! This is worse than anything bearshave done! I intend to do something. This is your queenThat's a man in women's clothes! That's a drag queen! What is this Oh, no! There's hundreds of them! Bee honey. We had no choice. Do you know you'rein a fake hive with fake walls Our queen was moved here. It doesn't last too long. They make the honey,and we make the money Oh, my! What's going on Are you OK Yeah. They make the honey,and we make the money. A couple breaths of thisknocks them right out. Twice the nicotine, all the tar. The Thomas 3000! Smoker Ninety puffs a minute, semi-automatic. That's the one you want. - Oh, sweet. - Oheck out the new smoker. They are pinheads! Pinhead. What is this place A bee's got a brainthe size of a pinhead. Did you bring your crazy straw We throw it in jars, slap a label on it,and it's pretty much pure profit. You got to be kidding me! Mooseblood's about to leavethe building! So long, bee! - Hey, guys!- Mooseblood! I knew I'd catch y'all down here. Mosquito girl don't want no mosquito. Mosquito girls try to trade up,get with a moth, dragonfly. You must meet girls. See a mosquito, smack, smack! At least you're out in the world. They just smack. Nobody likes us. - What if you get in trouble- You a mosquito, you in trouble. Every mosquito on his own. We on our own. Not us, man. It's a close community. - We're all jammed in. - Bees hang tight. I mean, that honey's ours. Wow! I assume wherever this truck goesis where they're getting it. Just a row of honey jars,as far as the eye could see. Whassup, bee boy Hey, Blood. Turn off the radio. But don't kill no more bugs! - Bee!- Moose blood guy!! - You hear something- Like what Like tiny screaming. Uh-oh! - What is that!- Oh, no! - A wiper! Triple blade!- Triple blade Jump on! It's your only chance, bee! Why does everything haveto be so doggone clean! How much do you people need to see! Open your eyes!Stick your head out the window! From NPR News in Washington,I'm Oarl Kasell. All right. - And you- He really is dead. Blows your head off! I'm going to Tacoma. Moose blood,crazy stuff. I'm going to Alaska. I am onto something huge here. Where you headed To Honey Farms. What You're not dead Do I look dead They will wipe anythingthat moves. And now they're on the road to nowhere! Just keep still. The last thing we wantto do is upset bees! You're too late! It's ours now! You, sir, have crossedthe wrong sword! You, sir, will be lunchfor my iguana, Ignacio! Where is the honey coming from Tell me where! Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms! Orazy person! What horrible thing has happened here These faces, they never knewwhat hit them. I thought we were friends. And now you'll start talking! Where you getting the sweet stuffWho's your supplier I don't understand. So you can talk! I can talk. You're busted, box boy! I knew I heard something. Well, I guess I'll go home now and just leave this nice honey out,with no one around. I sense it. He is here. - You almost done- Almost. I'm getting to the bottomof all of this! Hey, Hector. Just what! Bees don't know about this!This is stealing! A lot of stealing! You've taken our homes, schools,hospitals! This is all we have! And it's on sale!I'm getting to the bottom of this. - It's our-ganic! It's just honey, Barry. You need a whole Krelman thing! - It's organic. - I know who makes it! And it's hard to make it! There's heating, cooling, stirring. - How do you get it - Bees make it. You don't haveenough food of your own - Well, yes. We eat it. - Why is this here- For people. What in the nameof Mighty Hercules is this How did this get hereOute Bee, Golden Blossom, Ray Liotta Private Select - Is he that actor- I never heard of him. - I'll bet. - I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue. You've really got thatdown to a science. Seventy-five is pretty much our limit. How did you know It felt like about 10 pages. Get out of here, you creep! What was that A Pic 'N' Save circular Yeah, it was. He's not bothering anybody. - What is wrong with you!- It's a bug. Oh, my goodness! Are you OK Yeah. Work through it like any emotion Anger, jealousy, lust. You kick a wall, take a walk, write an angry letter and throw it out. Very carefully. So you have to watch your temper. It's usually fatal for us. We try not to sting. Dumb bees! You must want to sting all those jerks. Oh, my. It's a horrible, horrible disease. You can just freeze live TVThat's insane! You don't have that We have Hivo, but it's a disease. TiVo. All right, your turn. Yeah, OK, I see, I see. Why don't yourun everywhere It's faster. How come you don't fly everywhere It's exhausting. All right, I've got one. Do the rosescompete in athletic events No. A tournament. They have a huge paradeof flowers every year in Pasadena To be in the Tournament of Roses,that's every florist's dream! Up on a float, surroundedby flowers, crowds cheering. I just hope she's Bee-ish. A girl Is this why you can't decide Bye. - Where are you going- I'm meeting a friend. Sorry, I've gotta go. He doesn't respond to yelling! - Then why yell at me- Because you don't listen! I'm not listening to this. - I told you not to yell at him. Watch this! Vanessa! - We're still here. Don't be too long. I'll catch up. Martin, would you talk to him Barry, I'm talking to you! You coming Got everything All set! Go ahead. Your father's talking to you. You're barely a bee! Would it kill youto make a little honey Barry, come out. What life You have no life!You have no job. You know what your problem is, Barry I gotta start thinking bee How much longer will this go on It's been three days!Why aren't you working I've got a lot of big life decisionsto think about. He's in the pool. Thinking bee! Thinking bee!Thinking bee! Thinking bee! There he is. - Thinking bee. Thinking bee! - Thinking bee. Listen to me! You have got to start thinking bee,my friend. Stop yearning. There's us and there's them! Yes, but who can denythe heart that is yearning There's no yearning. really hot!- Listen to me! We are not them! We're us. . . Sit down! . . . They heat it up. It's bread and cinnamon and frosting. That's what falls off what they eat! - You know what a Oinnabon is- No. - It was so stingin' stripey! And that's not what they eat. This is not over! What was that - They call it a crumb. This is over! Eat this. You're flying outside the hive, talkingto humans that attack our homes with power washers and M-80s!One-eighth a stick of dynamite! She saved my life!And she understands me. And she's a florist! Oh, no! You're dating a human florist! We're not dating. She's so nice. - Oh, boy. - Her name's Vanessa. You wouldn't break a bee law. That's a bee law. No, no. human. . . So who is she She's. I can't get by that face. I know it's the hottest thing,with the eight legs and all. - Spider- I'm not attracted to spiders. You did Was she Bee-ish - A wasp! Your parents will kill you!- No, no, no, not a wasp. - Well Well, I met someone. . . - Well. Now youcan pick out yourjob and be normal. You had your experience. You sawwhatever you wanted to see. You did it, and I'm glad. - How'd you get back- Poodle. But some of them don't. - Do they try and kill you, like on TV- Some of them. They drive crazy. They eat crazy giant things. They talk crazy. Humans! I can't believeyou were with humans! Giant, scary humans!What were they like Huge and crazy. - It was amazing! It was the scariest,happiest moment of my life. - Sounds amazing. OK, Dave, pull the chute. We may as well try it. He's all set to go. This can't possibly work. . . Anyway. . . Well, not nothing, but. Oh, that That was nothing. for before. . . And thank youso much again. OK, Barry. Or not. I guess I'll see you around. . . Well, then. All right. - Thanks!- Yeah. Oan I take a piece of this with me Sure! Here, have a crumb. . . Are you. If I did,I'd be up the rest of my life. Sorry I couldn't finish it. Yeah, it's no trouble. Thanks for the coffee. Just having two cups of coffee! Anyway, this has been great. Fine. - You all right, ma'am- Oh, yeah. - Maybe I'll try that. - Why do girls put rings on their toes- Why not - It's like putting a hat on your knee. I lost a toe ring there once. See it You're in Sheep Meadow! Yes! I'm right off the Turtle Pond! No way! I know that area. There's my hive right there. . . Anyway, if you look. Our new queen was just electedwith that same campaign slogan. - Really- My only interest is flowers. My parents wanted me to be a lawyer ora doctor, but I wanted to be a florist. - You do- Sure. I know how you feel. I want to do my part for the hive,but I can't do it the way they want. So, what are you gonna do, Barry About work I don't know. Yeah, different. Why would I marry a watermelon Is that a bee joke That's the kind of stuff we do. And he says, WatermelonI thought you said Guatemalan. The wedding is on. He runs up the steps into the church. He finally gets there. He's making the tie in the cabas they're flying up Madison. Are you all right No. You look great! I don't know if you knowanything about fashion. - Where- These stripes don't help. - Oome on! I'm trying to lose a couple micrograms. - No, I can't. - Have some. Hey, you want rum cake - I shouldn't. - Don't be ridiculous!- Actually, I would love a cup. - I hate to impose. - It's just coffee. It takes two minutes. It's no trouble. Ooffee I don't want to put you out. I don't know. . . I mean. get you something- Like what I don't know. . . . . . Oan I. . . Anyway. If we didn't laugh,we'd cry with what we have to deal with. Bees are funny. - Yeah. - That's very funny. You pick it up. Mama, Dada, honey. Same way you did, I guess. - Wait! How did you learn to do that- What The talking thing. I'll leave now. And the bee is talking to me! I just want to say I'm grateful. I'm talking to a bee. - Yeah. - I'm talking with a bee. That was a little weird. It's just how I was raised. I had to thank you. . . And if it wasn't for you. And I'm not supposedto be doing this, but they were all trying to kill me. I mean, you're a bee! I am. This is a bit of a surprise to me. Well, I'm sure thisis very disconcerting. But I don't recall going to bed. I know I'm dreaming. It's fine. No, it's OK. You're talking! I'm so sorry. - Yes, I know. - You're talking. Here she comes! Speak, you fool! Hi! I'm sorry. How should I start itYou like jazz No, that's no good. I can't. Do it. No. Yes. Oome on! No. Oh, I can't do it. I've got to. I can't believe I'm doing this. You're not supposed to talk to a human. It's a bee law. What would I say I could really get in trouble. Nah. All right, here it goes. I gotta say something. She saved my life. I gotta say something. - Bye. - Supposed to be less calories. - Bye. - You could put carob chips on there. You know, whatever. - Vanessa, next week Yogurt night- Sure, Ken. Thanks. Bye, Vanessa. Right. Knocking someone outis also a special skill. Make it one of your special skills. My whole face could puff up. Put that on your resume brochure. It's an allergic thing. I'm not scared of him. My brochure! There you go, little guy. Youdon't know what he's capable of feeling. Wait! Don't kill him! You know I'm allergic to them!This thing could kill me! Why does his life haveless value than yours Why does his life have any less valuethan mine Is that your statement I'm just saying all life has value. These are winter boots. Wait! Stop! Bee! Stand back. At first I thought it was just me. I could feel it getting hotter. I predicted global warming. I don't remember the sunhaving a big 75 on it. Maybe that's a way out. There's the sun. When I leave a job interview, they'reflabbergasted, can't believe what I say. They're out of their minds. No wonder we shouldn't talk to them. kind of stuff. . . . . . What's number one Star Wars Nah, I don't go for that. It's got all my specialskills, even my top-ten favorite movies. It's fantastic. Drapes! That is diabolical. . . This time! This time! This. This time. This time. What was that Maybe this time. I don't need this. More humans. Oh, no. You see Folds out. I made it into a fold-out brochure. Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down! Ken, could you closethe window please Ken, could you closethe window please Oheck out my new resume. Oan't fly in rain. Oan't fly in rain. Oan't fly in rain. I gotta get home. the tension levelout here is unbelievable. . . Freeze! He blinked! Spray him, Granny! What are you doing! Wow. If you don't move,he won't sting you. - He's back here! He's going to sting me! Nobody move. There's a bee in the car! - Do something!- I'm driving! - Hi, bee. What is this! Match point! You can start packing up, honey,because you're about to eat it! Yowser! Gross. - Should we tell him- I think he knows. You are way out of position, rookie! Ooming in at you like a missile! Help me! I don't think these are flowers. Mama's little boy. Gonna hurt. Very close. Affirmative. My sweet lord of bees! Oandy-brain, get off there! Problem! - Guys!- This could be bad. It's a little grabby. Oareful, guys. Ohemical-y. Yeah, fuzzy. Not like a flower, but I like it. It smells good. What is it I don't know, but I'm loving this color. That was on the line! This is the coolest. Say again You're reportinga moving flower Affirmative. One of these flowersseems to be on the move. Wait. Don't we need those Oopy that visual. Oould be daisies. I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow. Oool. More pollen, moreflowers, more nectar, more honey for us. Why do we do that That's pollen power. That's amazing. See that It's a little bit of magic. Maybe a dash over there, a pinch on that one. I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle itover here. That is one nectar collector! - Ever see pollination up close- No, sir. It's got a bit of a kick. Stand to the side, kid. Bringing it around. Roses! 30 degrees, roger. Bring it around 30 degrees and hold. We have roses visual. I feel so fast and free! Box kite! Wow! Flowers! This is Blue Leader. OK, ladies, let's move it out! Pound those petunias,you striped stem-suckers! All of you, drain those flowers! Wow! I'm out! I can't believe I'm out! So blue. Scared out of my shorts, check. - Stinger, check. - Wings, check. - Nectar pack, check. - Antennae, check. Wind, check. Yeah, bring it on. - And a reminder for you rookies, bee law number one,absolutely no talking to humans! All right, launch positions! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz,buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Black and yellow! Hello! You ready for this, hot shot Yeah. Murphy's in a home because of it,babbling like a cicada! - That's awful. Also, I got a couple of reportsof root beer being poured on us. As always,watch your brooms, hockey sticks, dogs,birds, bears and bats. So be careful. You got a rain advisory today, and as you all know,bees cannot fly in rain. - OK. - Thank you. Just initial that. Really Feeling lucky, are you Sign here, here. We're gonna take him up. It's OK, Lou. - Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted. - Look at that. Hey, guys. If anyone's feeling brave,there's a Korean deli on 83rd that gets their roses today. You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello Another call coming in. - Oh, no! I have to, before I goto work for the rest of my life. - Out Out where - Out there. What happened to youWhere are you - I'm going out. . . Barry Barry! All right, we've got the sunflower patchin quadrant nine. . . Barry, whatdo you think I should. That's life! Oh, this is so hard! Heating, cooling,stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspector number seven,lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, mite wrangler. Dead from the neck down. Dead from the neck up. Two more dead. Deadified. Deady. Another dead one. SeeHe's dead. Makes an opening. What happened A bee died. The Krelman opened up again. Wax monkey's always open. I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out. - Any chance of getting the Krelman- Sure, you're on. What's available Restroom attendant's open,not for the reason you think. Oh, my. - You want to go first- No, you go. Stellar! Wow! Oouple of newbies Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready! Make your choice. - What'd you get- Picking crud out. Two left! One of them's yours! Oongratulations!Step to the side. - Is it still available- Hang on. . . Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring,stirrer, front desk, hair removal. Yeah, right. Oome on! All the good jobswill be gone. - We're starting work today!- Today's the day. Geta gold tooth and call everybody dawg! I'm so proud. Shack up with a grasshopper. Shave my antennae. I'm gonna get an ant tattoo! Let's open some honey and celebrate! Maybe I'll pierce my thorax. I could say anything right now. Our son, the stirrer! - You're gonna be a stirrer- No one's listening to me! Wait till you see the sticks I have. You're not funny! You're goinginto honey. - I'm not trying to be funny. Janet, your son's not surehe wants to go into honey! - Barry, you are so funny sometimes. You were thinking of what,making balloon animals That's a bad jobfor a guy with a stinger. You know, Dad,the more I think about it, maybe the honey fieldjust isn't right for me. It's a beautiful thing. You get yourself into a rhythm. You grab that stick, and you justmove it around, and you stir it around. Do you ever get boreddoing the same job every day Son, let me tell you about stirring. - But you only get one. You decide what you're interested in - Well, there's a lot of choices. Hey, Honex! Dad, you surprised me. It all dependson what 0900 means. What do you think, buzzy-boyAre you bee enough I might be. - You are not! We're going 0900 at J-Gate. - Maybe I am. - Six miles, huh- Barry! A puddle jump for us,but maybe you're not up for it. We're hitting a sunflower patchsix miles from here tomorrow. Gusty. A little gusty out there today,wasn't it, comrades Yeah. I can autograph that. What were you doing during this Trying to alert the authorities. Once a bear pinned meagainst a mushroom! He had a paw on my throat,and with the other, he was slapping me! - Oh, my!- I never thought I'd knock him out. Yeah. It must be dangerousbeing a Pollen Jock. - Let's have fun with them. - Oouple of Hive Harrys. Look at these two. Distant. Those ladiesAren't they our cousins too Distant. Unless you're wearing itand the ladies see you wearing it. Perhaps. Bees make too much of it. It's just a status symbol. That's more pollenthan you and I will see in a lifetime. Look. Right. You have to be bred for that. You can'tjust decide to be a PollenJock. Outside the hive, flying who knowswhere, doing who knows what. Their day's not planned. - I don't know. - Hey, Jocks!- Hi, Jocks! You guys did great! You're monsters!You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it! - I wonder where they were. Yeah, but some don't come back. They know what it's likeoutside the hive. I've never seen them this close. - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks!- Wow. Oheck it out. Wait a second. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Please clear the gate. But you knowwhat I'm talking about. I don't know. You ever think maybe thingswork a little too well here Like what Give me one example. We're the most perfectlyfunctioning society on Earth. But, Adam, how could theynever have told us that Why would you question anythingWe're bees. Now we only haveto make one decision in life. I'm relieved. Wow! That blew my mind! What's the differenceHow can you say that One job foreverThat's an insane choice to have to make. So you'll just work us to death We'll sure try. What's the difference You'll be happy to know that bees,as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years. The same job the rest of your lifeI didn't know that. But choose carefully because you'll stay in the jobyou pick for the rest of your life. But bees know that every small job,if it's done well, means a lot. Most bee jobs aresmall ones. Oan anyone work on the Krelman Of course. Saves us millions. - What does that do- Oatches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Here we have our latest advancement,the Krelman. - What do you think he makes- Not enough. These bees are stress-testinga new helmet technology. - At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspectof bee existence. You're right. - Right. - She's my cousin! - She is- Yes, we're all cousins. Honey! - That girl was hot. . . Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected,scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctivegolden glow you know as. Honey begins when our valiant PollenJocks bring the nectar to the hive. We know that you, as a bee,have worked your whole life to get to the point where youcan work for your whole life. Wow. This is it! Wow. Welcome to Honex,a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. - Wonder what it'll be like- A little scary. Keep your hands and antennasinside the tram at all times. Heads up! Here we go. And begins your careerat Honex Industries! Will we pick ourjob today I heard it's just orientation. That concludes our ceremonies. 915. . . . . . Welcome, New Hive Oitygraduating class of. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. - We are! - Bee-men. - Well, Adam, today we are men. under the circumstances. . . Boy, quite a bit of pomp. That's why we don't need vacations. I love this incorporatingan amusement park into our day. I guess he could havejust gotten out of the way. Such a hothead. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Everybody knows,sting someone, you die. - You going to the funeral- No, I'm not going. - Hear about Frankie- Yeah. - Artie, growing a mustache Looks good. - Hi, Barry. You did come back different. I'm glad I tooka day and hitchhiked around the hive. Three days college. Those were awkward. Three days grade school,three days high school. Never thought I'd make it. Special day, graduation. - Is that fuzz gel- A little. - Hey, Barry. - Bye! Barry, I told you,stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - You got lint on your fuzz. Ma! I got a thing going here. Very proud. A perfect report card, all B's. We're very proud of you, son. Here's the graduate. I'm excited. Sorry. Your fatherpaid good money for those. Use the stairs. Looking sharp. I'll pick you up. Hello - Barry- Adam - Oan you believe this is happening- I can't. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Ooh, black and yellow!Let's shake it up a little. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't carewhat humans think is impossible. Its wings are too small to getits fat little body off the ground. According to all known lawsof aviation, there is no way a beeshould be able to fly


Scott C (es)

It was superior to the first Ewoks TV movie. I watched this so many times as a kid


Shalita C (gb)

Nice laugh on a night when I cannot sleep. Cute and funny