The story is about Poenie (Franscois Coertze) who burns his scrotum with a welding iron while working on his car and lands in hospital a few days before he is to marry the virgin Martie. This is the first mishap in a series of disasters and misunderstandings that provides many belly-clutching laughs. As Poenie's father Frikadel (Zak du Plessis) puts it, "Die seun sit sy voet uit die voordeur uit en dan is hy kniediep in die kak!"
The story is about Poenie (Franscois Coertze) who burns his scrotum with a welding iron while working on his car and lands in hospital a few days before he is to marry the virgin Martie. This is the first mishap in a series of disasters and misunderstandings that provides many belly-clutching laughs. As Poenie's father Frikadel (Zak du Plessis) puts it, "Die seun sit sy voet uit die voordeur uit en dan is hy kniediep in die kak!" . You can read more in Google, Youtube, Wiki
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(de) wrote: I was not impressed with this movie. You could see the end coming from the very beginning.
(de) wrote: Ronson (Dolph Lundgren) is an ex-green beret who is now a debt ridden security guard/bare knuckle fighter in Mongolia. When he's hired by an American (William Shriver) to lead an expedition to recover an ancient Buddhist tapestry(encrusted with diamonds, hence the title), Ronson's way out of his debts may get him killed. For starters, we do get to see Dolph kick ass and speak Mongolian and when he's not doing either, the international love machine is charming the ladies. Director Shimon Dotan tries to give the flick an Indiana Jones-ish vibe but, is betrayed by the low budget and his own lethargic pacing. Dotan also has no idea how to put together a decent action scene, with some lethargic staging and some really awful camera shots and adding the fact that he doesn't seem to feel anyone should ever take cover during a gunfight. Russian thugs and ancient curses aside, Dotan is the real danger to Dolph and Co. And as for Lundgren, Dolph tries hard to look cool during the weak proceedings but, even he can only do so much. The acting overall is pretty shabby and the lazy camera work doesn't even take advantage of the scenery. Also stars Lundgren's Expendables 2 costar Nan Yu, who basically is there to look pretty and be rescued by Dolph. For Dolph Lundgren purists only.
(de) wrote: No. The cinematography were all wrong. The script and the acting were bad and the whole movie were a big "wannabe the grudge".
(fr) wrote: This movie want to be erotic but sadly it cannot achieve that standard. Interesting story and hoped for more sexy scenes. Camilla Belle is a deaf mute and her father died. She is adopted by Martin Donovan and Edie Falco whose daughter Elisha Cuthbert don't like. She is a hot cheerleader and her bitchy friend Katy Mixon like Shawn Ashmore. Everyone shun Camilla. Shawn overheard her play piano one day. Camilla wake up to go toilet 1 night and saw Martin getting dirty with Elisha. She feel trap and can't tell anyone. Shawn profess to Camilla he like her. Martin is strict to Elisha and always want her to stay home. 1 day Elisha go home and heard Camilla play the piano and said "Shit" when a string break. She decide to test Camilla by saying she want to kill her father. First time Camilla wait till the time is ripe and break a glass to stop Elisha. She continue to tell Camilla about her plan. After a basketball game, Elisha go home and gonna hanky panky with Martin. While waiting for time, Camilla and Shawn sex in the school gym. She quickly go home before Elisha gonna kill the father with the hot iron. Elisha tell him she is pregnant and need $1000 cash to do secret abortion. Shawn invite Camilla to be his prom date and she decline. Elisha give her a prom dress and hope she will go. Martin found tampon in her bag and confront her fake pregnancy. He stop her going to prom and want to do it. Camilla use the piano string and strangle him to death. Edie saw it and dumb founded. Elisha change into another dress and attend the prom with Camilla. Shawn call out to her and she stop and admit she can hear and talk. It devastated him as he talk about his sexual stories. Elisha and Camilla bury the blood stained prom dress near the river bank. The deaf mute secret is between her late father and she feel safe in this mode. Elisha promise to keep it a secret. When they go home, the cops arrested Edie who admit to the crime. Elisha and Camilla depend on each other from then.
(ca) wrote: I give it 3 stars. While the movie was filmed with realistic acting, was clear in showing the faithful martyrdom of the missionaries, and was touching enough that it brought tears to my eyes, it needed much more! The film barely scratched the surface of who the missionaries were and what they were in the Amazon for, barely mentioned the power of the cross as the reason for peace and salvation, and barely showed the great love which led the missionaries to enter the jungle in the first place! The End of the Spear could have been great, had it seriously reduced the amount of actions and wars of the Waodani, in order that more time be given to the true context of the story. As an alternative, since many people today need the action and war in order to stay entertained, an extra hour could have been given to the movie in order to fix the addressed issues listed above.
(es) wrote: What a fruit loop. If you like Lifetime movies... you will dig it, as it is much like the rest.
(es) wrote: More eating than shooting!!
(mx) wrote: wow what a direct rip off godzilla with a tacky britsh look to it bad bad bad . 2/5
(au) wrote: The movie is memorable for its famous ceiling dance and coat hanger dance. In fact, all the musical numbers are great. The love story was just okay and it would have made sense to just make Fred Astaire and Jane Powell's characters lovers instead of siblings. Grade: B+
(us) wrote: 1 1/2 out of 5 Music video disguised as action flick edited by a Parkinson's patient. A spastic cross between The Running Man and Surrogates, it's all cheasy, crappy style and absolutely no substance.
(it) wrote: "I don't believe in no-win scenarios"-Jim Kirk. A wonderful entry in the Star Trek franchise. Star Trek is like no Sci-Fi out there. Unlike Star Wars, attempting to create the perfect fantasy tale about an alternate reality, Star Trek gives us fiction's glimpse of what could be. Love this film.