My Blue Heaven

My Blue Heaven

FBI agent Barney Coopersmith is assigned to protect former Mafia figure turned informant Vincent Antonelli. In the witness protection program one is supposed to keep a low profile, but that is something that Antonelli has trouble doing. Coopersmith certainly has his hands full keeping Antonelli away from the Mafia hitmen who want to stop him testifying, not to mention the nightclubs...

Vinnie Antonelli (Steve Martin) trades the mob for the witness protection program and moves to a small suburb in California. An all too uptight FBI agent must protect Vinnie until he is sent to Federal Court to testify against mob kingpins. . You can read more in Google, Youtube, Wiki


My Blue Heaven torrent reviews

David E (ru) wrote: Shot 3 miles from the Dugout - fun to see.

Angie Z (ca) wrote: I cried! I was fascinated!

Emily A (au) wrote: Okay, I know what you're thinking. It's hard to get over how incredibly stupid this movie looks. The thing about this movie is that it's really skillfully made. It's a rather seamlessly crafted farce that totally nails all its laughs. It's just full of tits and vampires in a very schlocky way. The premise of this film is a little bit weak, but I find it kind of funny that it's not the "vampire trying to resurrect his evil loved one" or even the "mad scientist tries to perform head transplant" that I found far-fetched, it was the fact that an idiot manages to convince all his buddies to attend a university in Romania just so he can finally meet his internet sweetheart that I found a little hard to swallow. The elements of the ridiculous in this film are knowingly such, and the writers make them work to thier advantage. In fact, this film's internal logic is really surprisingly strong, and it never breaks any of its rules. I was very impressed and amused by this movie. It's got a really intricate story structure that totally works.

Shawn M (us) wrote: Alien zombie goodness

Marcus G (ru) wrote: I found this movie more offensive than entertaining. If you like the premise of a gay version of American Pie with out it being a parody watch the Eating Out series. It's campy fun for all.

bill s (br) wrote: This schtik gets old quick.

WS W (es) wrote: Starts out quite a cute, positive placebo for the coming of age kids. The last 1/3 is going off-track & way too far-fetched however.

Robert S (jp) wrote: I like this film, I found it more enjoyable to watch than Unstoppable, yes its long but as made for VHS flicks go this one is good and even beats some modern day epics like 2012. I would recommend for Rob Lowe's brilliant acting and the nuclear explosion. This is Unstoppable with a better (if unbelievable) ending!!!

David U (it) wrote: So bad it's almost good, but not quite.

Yvette K (ca) wrote: Brutal and raw .... a movie that shocks you out of your comfy little suburban home

Short Horror R (ca) wrote: A welcome return, boasting imaginative dream sequences, atmospheric setting & memorable moments

Dennis S (es) wrote: Watch and learn how it should work...the Supreme Court

Kevin R (fr) wrote: She's gonna be my bed wench.Hammond is the son of a wealthy slave owner in southern America. They reside on a plantation and Hammond has recently become married. He believes in treating slaves better than his father and he falls in love with one of his bed wenches. He also purchases a big slave that his father trains to become a bare-knuckle fighter. Hammond doesn't love the idea of training the slave and the wife becomes jealous of Hammond's bed wench and seeks revenge. Hammond's home is about to be flipped upside down."It just popped out like a seed out of a peach."Richard Fleisher, director of Red Sonja, Amityville 3-D, Conan the Destroyer, Mr. Majestyk, See No Evil, Tora! Tora! Tora!, Doctor Dolittle (1967), and The Big Gamble, delivers Mandingo. The storyline for this picture is very compelling and well told. I loved the characters, settings, and felt the content was delivered appropriately intensely. The acting was solid and the cast includes Peter King, Susan George, James Mason, Ken Norton, Ben Masters, and Paul Benedict."Ain't you ever craved a white lady before?"I was excited to find this on Netflix not too long ago and had to add it to my wish list. This is a well done period piece that is a bit underrated due to its intense content at times; however, I would say there is a step down in intensity from Django. Overall, this is a worthwhile picture that deserves a viewing."After you hang me, kiss my ass."Grade: B+/A-

Colby D (br) wrote: best movie. ever. read the book too!

Roy B (mx) wrote: This movie reminded me what a terrible movie looks like, that's the best thing I can say about it.

Richard Thomas G (de) wrote: For a full review see what I posted under the original edition. The added footage was interesting. It still meanders a bit, but I have enjoyed it greatly. I have actually watched this edition several times. Not sure why I can watch this over and over and over and I haven't watch the LOTR films as much even though I like those books marginally better than the Hobbit. Would love to see the 18 movies Peter Jackson would have to make to get The Silmarillion on film. :D

Mohamed A (ca) wrote: Neither me or my friend cried. But this movie is dope and cute, maybe the sequel will make us cry!