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The Love Guru

Pitka, an American raised outside of his country by gurus, returns to the States in order to break into the self-help business. His first challenge is to settle the romantic troubles and subsequent professional skid of a star hockey player whose wife left him for a rival athlete.

Born in America, but raised in Havemahkeeta in India, with a population of 76, Maurice had always to better Deepak Chopra, and be sexually active, ever since he was 12. His Guru, Tugginmypudha, while approving of Deepak, cautions Maurice and has a chastity belt put around his waist. Years later, Maurice has established himself as Guru Pitka in America, but would like to appear in the Oprah Show and be better than Deepak Chopra. When Jane Bullard from the the Toronto Maple Leafs hires him to counsel their star hockey player, Darren Roanoke, to win back his wife, Prudence, from Kings' star player, Jacques Grande, and also stand up to his dominating mother, Lilian, he agrees to do so - with hilarious results.

[en] Born in America, but growing in Havemahkeeta in India, with a population of 76 people, Maurice has been better than Deepak Chopra and has had sex since the age of twelve. Guru Tugginmypudha While approving, Deepak cautions Maurice and has a purity belt laid around his waist. Years later, Maurice had established herself as a Pitka Master in America, but wanted to appear on the Oprah Show and better than Deepak Chopra. When Jane Bullard of the Toronto Maple Leafs hired him, she consulted the hockey player. Their darling Darren Roanoke won his wife Prudence from Kings' Jacques Grande and also stood up against his superior mother, Lilian. He agreed to do so - with hilarious results.

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Users reviews


anre g (kr)

Well scripted documentary outlining the history of one of the most influential activist and leader of our time. A look back in time and how one woman stood up to fight back against an unjust system. That she garnered such global support was awe inspiring. Hopefully this instills such a confidence in others to stand up against many of the injustices and social ills still plaguing this country and the world today.


Charlie M (de)

Weak sequel has our hero leading a princess on a journey. The action is slow.


Elgan D (it)

Stark drama from Germany. Captivating central performance from the young Jasna Bauer


Elise S (mx)

A lost silent film till it was found back a few years ago in a private collection in my small country. The Nederlands Filmmuseum enabled us to see this film. When they found it it was in such a bad state only one minute of it was watchable. They restored the whole film and it looks wonderful when you consider that the former owner didn't do anything to keep it in good state. What a work it must have been to restore it! It was worth it, though. Valentino and Swanson don't have a lot of chemistry, but they still make a very nice couple. They make the film, that has a simple plot, very enjoyable.What was a bit weird, though, was the music that came with the restoration. It was nice, but in my opinion to modern for a film made in 1922. There are also sound effects. These are quite irritable and once came so unexpected, that it scared the hell out of me.Still, I'm very greatfull the Nederlands Filmmuseum restored it. It's a film


Gurudeep S (jp)

A story which is different from normal. A story which will make you laugh and cry at the same time. Watch it for its sheer innocence.


Harish N (jp)

Very interesting insight into the world of Hollywood screenwriters!


Justin B (it)

Both energetically upbeat and depressingly gritty. Very compelling but there's perhaps too much going on; leavings some aspects of the story and characters underdeveloped. There are also some sillier elements that really clash with the realism that they seem to be striving for.


Kyle R (br)

Will make you want to cry out "Whiskey for my men, Beer for my horses!"


MacDara C (de)

(Watched Fri 17 Mar 2006)


Rowan W (mx)

Goodc Film good music