You Don't Choose Your Family

You Don't Choose Your Family

César Borgnoli, an unsuccessful car salesman from Italy, lives well beyond his means. In order to get out of his financial disaster, he agrees to a deal: he pretends to be the husband of his sister's girlfriend Kim so she can legally adopt a little girl from Thailand. Caesar believes this to be a great idea and is looking forward to his trip to Thailand. After all, he is going to be able to mix business with pleasure--so he thinks. He didn't expect the local police, the Chinese Triads and the director of the orphanage to chip in, who want to make sure that little Mai is going to end up in a nice family.

  • Rating:
    4.00 out of 5
  • Length:103 minutes
  • Release:2011
  • Language:French
  • Reference:Imdb
  • Keywords:elephant,   doctor,   kiss,  

César Borgnoli, an unsuccessful car salesman from Italy, lives well beyond his means. In order to get out of his financial disaster, he agrees to a deal: he pretends to be the husband of his sister's girlfriend Kim so she can legally adopt a little girl from Thailand. Caesar believes this to be a great idea and is looking forward to his trip to Thailand. After all, he is going to be able to mix business with pleasure--so he thinks. He didn't expect the local police, the Chinese Triads and the director of the orphanage to chip in, who want to make sure that little Mai is going to end up in a nice family. . You can read more in Google, Youtube, Wiki

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Karyn A (nl) wrote: this is sooo bad. but it's pretty entertaining to laugh at if you're drunk.

Christy D (us) wrote: Despicable. Utterly depressing. All I could think of was that the blood looked like grape juice, the lesbians were stupid, and everytime I saw the black guy I started singing "Thriller." Waste of time, waste of money, waste of everything!

James O (jp) wrote: A rather surprisingly funny film and even more surprisingly its Russell Brand who carries the comedy along, even stranger its by playing himself. Easy to watch and the laughs though weak, do continue throughout. Decent effort. Mila Kunis too so y'know...

Ricardo A (ca) wrote: Reviewing this in today's standards (as I am not a film student, but rather I enjoy good films very much), this movie is boring and pointless. I appreciate the historic aspects of it and the groundbreaking cinematography and production, but it's just not worth my time in these days.

Stefan B (fr) wrote: Brilliant. Brendan Gleeson does an awesome job as Churchill. Gives a fascinating look into what happened during WW2 'off the record'.

Sean D (fr) wrote: The first in a fairly long series of films with a crossover series with Anaconda. Arriving on the scene a little bit later than Anaconda, is Lake Placid. The film follows a similar concept to Anaconda. Replace South America with North America, go in the complete opposite direction, almost to Canada. And the big one, replace a giant long river with a much smaller lake that leads to an ocean and you have the lake almost known as Lake Placid. The movie is very '90s like, such as the score and character development, this is 2015 and I felt like it was a '90s film, heck I grew up in the '90s, that is my decade after all. I watched it in 480p but in 720p entry-level HD, it would have become even more apparent that it was a '90s film.The plot is whatever honestly the character development is what makes the film fun to watch, the crew is random and the introduction of thr Paleontologist to the story was completely hillarious, and then that other guy that drops in later is the icing on the cake. The film does seem pointless and wastes time. A lot of things you start questioning that makes no sense to figure what the creature that lives in the lake is and how to apprehend it. Otherwise, it's a pretty fun film to watch and a '90s classic monster film so give it a watch. Not an excellent film, but certainly not terrible either.